If what the majority does is right, it is essential for a clan to have a sophisticated hierarchical structure with fighters, war-organisers, tactical staff, personal assistants, recruiters, admins, leaders and tweakers... 

 

Featuring military-like lines of command and being-in-charge-of's seems a ridiculous thing for a fun-clan in our opinion. ]UBC[ never had anything like official Commanding Officers. 

 

We don't need them, because all of us are skilled, experienced and above all creative players. Plainly, we do what seems most appropriate to us being in the very situation. And all of us play teamoriented. That usually works fine. (Matches are an exception... its good to know you can blame the tactician when you loose.)

 

 

 

 

Recruiting for ]UBC[... was never done by "Recruiters". And not by Recruits either. It works like this: 

 

When you want to join, play with us. And play with us often. 

If we like you and think your style is good and teamoriented, we ll talk about you in the clan. 
And if all members agree, you will be asked to join ]UBC[.

 

There never was any other way in, and there will never be.

 

 

 

Every clan seems to have rules. Most of them sound absolutely funny. But rules are not about fun.

So we think its time to give the community some real serious ones.

Think about them. Learn them by heart. Follow them. 

 

I.

Thou shalt play  no other Games before us, for Return to Castle Wolfenstein & ENEMY TERRITORY thy Games are vicious Games. 

II. Thou shalt not make thee any photoshopped image or any likeness of any command map, with fixed lines to objectives. Nor shalt thou engrave orders and prescriptions about the use of weaponry and classes. Doing so, thou will simply get stuck.

III. Thou shalt not take the name of any player in vain nor humiliate him seriously by words. 
IV. Remember the day off, to keep it holy. Six days shalt thou play, and do all thy objectives: but the seventh day is the day off, in it thou shalt do twice the gaming.
V. Honour thy teammates and opponents: play good and fair, for that thy lifes may be long upon the map that the Game giveth thee, and for that your stay on the server may not be ended by a vote.
VI. Thou shalt not teamkill; only reviving medics will be forgiven. Thou shalt not "F1" about teammates in times thy suicidal tendency takes over such as collecting flags, dancing under the smoke or trying to catch the pretty rockets. 
VII. Thou shalt not chicken out by /kill nor change over to the stronger team.
VIII. Thou shalt not steal XP from your teammates, nor try to gain points for yourself by playing neglecting the objectives of your team. Neither of these will this help you with your small dick, nor with your retarded brains, nor with your inferiority complexes.
IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy opponents. He might not be cheating but playing extremely well. Or be on whizz.
X.

Thou shall covet thine opponents' or thy teammates' skill. But thou shalt never desire to advance with the use of cheats or tweaks. For this is the way of the mentally poor and hopelessly bad players. 

XI.

There is no rule. Except ]UBC[ rulez.

 

Feeling like you know the text? Yes, some Moses tried to plagiate it some time ago...

Look at what he did to them lines here: